Saturday, December 15, 2007
I knew a gurl that was so stupid that: she called me to get my phone number, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said> > 'concentrate.' she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp onit. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she gotlocked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test.>. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home. she moved.
♥Saturday, December 15, 2007