Saturday, December 15, 2007
I knew a gurl that was so stupid that: she called me to get my phone number, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said> > 'concentrate.' she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. she sent me a fax with a stamp onit. she tried to drown a fish. she thought a quarterback was a refund. she gotlocked in a grocery store and starved to death. she tripped over a cordless phone. she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. she studied for a blood test.>. she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home. she moved.
♥Saturday, December 15, 2007
Shopping in china
A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'. Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on. He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee. The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'
A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?'The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'. Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on. He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuses to give either, the man points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee. The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China. We read from the right to the left.'
♥Saturday, December 15, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
Hey people i had soooooo much fun 2 dae with all my cuzions.......we did sooo much sewa @ the gurduwara that my hand hurt sooooo bad!!!!!! running around allll dae trying 2 keeeeep everything in place!!!! without us there wldn't b any order.......MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!:0)anyway i wished i cld hav stayed longer. I woke up@5a.m. isn't that crazy tmr i hav 2 wake up @ the same time......'sob sob'ccrazy life of mine wish i cld sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep i sooo neeed my beauty sleep k!!!!!!!!!!
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♥Monday, December 10, 2007
I feel sooo sad cuz sch is going 2 start reallllllyyyyyy sooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!! i need some advise wat shld i do 4 the rest of the holiday?????
♥Monday, December 10, 2007
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Hey people i'm sooooo bored i sleeeep 2 keep myself occupied........i noe it is really dumb. Anyway i luv going 2 partys i wish i wld b invited 2 1 ....it wld make me feel sooooo much better abt my life:)
♥Saturday, December 08, 2007
Deb's i hav noe idea how much 2 thank u!!!!!!
♥Saturday, December 08, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Hey u noe i think that wentworth miller is gd lookin....i mean loooook @ him. 4 people who don't noe wat prison break is or who wentworth miller is.... jst look above N wentworth miller is a.k.a michael scoffield(sry but how much i luv the show will never tell me the spelling of his name!!!!) crap my secrets out.........Oh N he is the bald gd lookin guy. HOPE U FIND HIM!!!!!! LOL:)
♥Thursday, December 06, 2007
hey people i really luv LINKIN PARK!!!!! its soooo sad my parents didn't allow me 2 go 4 their concert........'sob sob':( pls some hman pitty is neeeeded.........
♥Thursday, December 06, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
hey people , parveen here. WOndering if u like my blog????A shout out 2 all my bestiez N all the prison break FANS!!!!!xD GD LUC 4 ur PSLE sch posting!!!!!i'mmost probably going 2 tkss cuz of netballlllllll!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! i guess the coach likes me...........nottttt lolzzzz.........
♥Wednesday, December 05, 2007